You know me, and you know I'll always tell it like it is, so let me lay it out for you; I'm about as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs because my advisors have just given me a hot, steaming batch of BAD NEWS.

My campaign's losing funds, we're running into the red here, and the only thing that can save it - is an EMERGENCY fundraising deadline.

I know, you've heard this before - BUT let me tell you, I'd greatly appreciate anything that you could contribute; according to my financial team, we just need $15,000 in grassroots fundraising to gain the momentum we need.
I'd be happy as a hog in mud if you could contribute ANYTHING towards my deadline.

RUSH ANYTHING

I'd be as happy as a penguin in an ice chest if you could contribute $50.

RUSH $50

I'd be happier than a flea on a fat dog if you could be one of the select few willing to make a difference in this campaign.

RUSH $75

RUSH $100

RUSH $250

RUSH $500

Thank you for all your support. I will never let you down, and I hope you can lend me your support.

Best,

Senator Kennedy

Folks, our country was founded by geniuses but it's being run by idiots. And if you trust the government, well then you obviously failed history class. Chip in $25 today to ensure that we vote stupid out of office and give our future generations a fighting chance.

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