Folks, I'm gonna talk to you plain and simple today — the kind of talk you'd hear down on the levee back home in Louisiana.

You ever seen a crawfish boil where somebody's hoggin' all the good crawfish? Well, that's Chuck Schumer and the Democrats right now, hoggin' all the fundraising crawfish while we're left with the shells.

Schumer's bringin' in millions and millions of dollars, and they're burnin' it on liberal candidates like a rooster chasin' its own tail. Meanwhile, Senate Republicans? We're behind in the race, and we've got less than two weeks before the end‑of‑quarter deadline.

After that? Our fundraising numbers will get plastered out there for all the world to see.

Now, I don't mean to sound like a stuck pig, but we can't let Schumer look like the only hound at the hunt with a full belly. We've got to show folks — especially the folks back home who count on us to stand strong — that we ain't out of the fight and we aren't backing down.

Here's the deal, folks:

I need every conservative, every patriot, every gumbo‑lovin' American who believes in low taxes, strong defense, and common sense to step up right now.

This is our LAST deadline of the year. Once this quarter closes, those fundraising figures go public — and I want 'em showing grit, not quit.

So will you chip in before the whistle blows and help us show Schumer that folks from Louisiana — and all across this country — still know how to fight?

Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!

Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting chance.