Would you rush $25 to save me?
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Patriot,
I just got off the phone with my finance director, and now I’m
rushing to the yoga mat to calm myself down.
_The news he gave me was worse than getting a back-alley colonoscopy._
That Yankee up north is making our fundraising numbers look like a
toddler’s piggy bank, and if we don’t do something about it, I’m
going to have to start off my 2026 listening to him bragging like a
billionaire on a yacht.
SO I’VE TALKED WITH A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND WHO AGREED TO OPEN AN
EXCLUSIVE END-OF-YEAR FUNDRAISING PORTAL. Every single donation will
go towards hitting our 2025 Goal and sparing me from wearing earplugs
next time I see Chuck.
ACCESS 2025 FUNDRAISING PORTAL [2]
I’M PRAYING AND HOPING YOU’LL CHIP IN $25 BEFORE MIDNIGHT. [1]
Because if you don’t, there’s a real chance we come up short to
end the year.
RUSH $25 [1]
_You’d make me happier than a reindeer on a rooftop if you’d chip
in anything before midnight._
RUSH ANYTHING [2]
Thank you,
John Kennedy
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[John Kennedy for Senate] [3]_
Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!
CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
FIGHTING CHANCE. [3]_
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