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Dear Venezuela: We’re sorry our president is a moron.
The people of America have zero desire to go to war with you, and we have no idea why our president (who is a moron) is pushing so hard for one.
We know you’ve got some as well, and we wish you luck sorting out your own affairs (and we’ll need luck ourselves).
But neither one of our countries needs a war, and we will do our best to keep our moron president from launching one.
Sincerely, the people of America

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