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Four Republicans Help Democrats Secure Vote for Taxpayer-Funded Abortions
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In response to GOP Reps. Fitzpatrick, Lawler, Bresnahan and Mackenzie
partnering with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ push to force a vote on
extending Obamacare subsidies without Hyde protections, SBA Pro-Life America
issued the following statement: “The GOP cannot afford to take its pro-life
base for granted heading into 2026,” said SBA Pro-Life America President
Marjorie […]
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25 States Allow Obamacare Subsidies to Fund Killing Babies in Abortions
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As Republicans in Congress debate whether to extend COVID-19-era health care
premium tax credits, a prominent conservative organization is warning lawmakers
not to abandon pro-life priorities. The Advancing American Freedom Foundation
memorandum, titled “How Obamacare Subsidies Pay for Abortions,” lays out a
loophole in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, better known as
Obamacare, which allows […]
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Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
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DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look
this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head,
thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration. “Dangit, we
forgot to take down the giant skeleton,” skeleton owner Dan Cranston said. “Put
a Santa hat on […]
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Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North
Pole
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Families hoping for financial relief for the holiday season
received troubling news today, as President Donald Trump announced he was
imposing 25% tariffs on all incoming Christmas presents from the North Pole.
Inside sources said the move came after an impasse in contentious negotiations
between representatives of the Trump administration and the […]
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Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter
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PROVIDENCE, RI — Leadership at Brown University, frustrated with the lack of
progress in tracking the shooter who killed two students and injured many more
on December 13, has reportedly recruited Chief Clancy Wiggum of Springfield to
assist in the case. “Two deaths and nine injuries — sounds like the work of
rowdy teens!” Wiggum […]
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