Friend,

This isn’t a leak, this isn’t a fabrication, and this isn’t an exaggeration. 

This is all straight from the corrupt sycophant’s mouth.

Here’s what Susie Wiles, Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff (and our frequent target), told Vanity Fair about what’s going on in the White House under the orange messiah:

“[Donald Trump] has an alcoholic’s personality.” Explains the Hegseth hire, right? 

“[Pam Bondi] completely whiffed the Epstein files.” Not sure why this one’s in the past tense. She’s whiffing harder than ever. 

“[Elon Musk is] an avowed ketamine user and an odd, odd duck.” We’re glad somebody finally said it out loud.

“[JD Vance has] been a conspiracy theorist for a decade.” Huh. We would've thought JD became a conspiracy theorist AFTER falling in love with Trump, not back when he was rightfully calling Trump “America’s Hitler.”

And she made sure to call budget director Russell Vought a “right-wing absolute zealot.” He must be one of Trump’s three remaining supporters.

Can you imagine how pissed off Trump is right now?

We’re not sure how many bottles of ketchup he’s gone through today, but we are sure we want the number to go up. 

This interview is proof that he’s lost control. His entire party is fighting with each other right now, his voter base is giving him the finger and tanking his approval rating, and now, the people who work down the hall from his bedroom are gabbing to the “fake news media” about how much of a failure he is. What a time to be alive. Unless you’re Trump. 

As with every devastating story that comes out about Trump and his bullshit administration, we don’t want this to go away. We want to keep whispering Susie’s words into Trump’s ear for as long as we possibly can. Help us get in Trump’s head >>

-The Lincoln Project