From John Kennedy <[email protected]>
Subject Worse than a back-alley colonoscopy
Date December 13, 2025 7:22 PM
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John Kennedy for Senate Would you rush $25 to save me? ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌
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Folks,

I just got off the phone with my finance director, and now I'm rushing to the
yoga mat to calm myself down.

The news he gave me was worse than getting a back-alley colonoscopy.

That Yankee up north is making our fundraising numbers look like a toddler's
piggy bank, and if we don't do something about it, I'm going to have to start
off my 2026 listening to him bragging like a billionaire on a yacht.

So I've talked with a very special friend who agreed to open an EXCLUSIVE
END-OF-YEAR FUNDRAISING PORTAL. Every single donation will go towards hitting
our 2025 Goal and sparing me from wearing earplugs next time I see Chuck.



ACCESS 2025 FUNDRAISING PORTAL
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I'm praying and hoping you'll chip in $25 before midnight.
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Because if you don't, there's a real chance we come up short to end the year.


RUSH $25
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You'd make me happier than a reindeer on a rooftop if you'd chip in anything
before midnight.

RUSH ANYTHING
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Thank you,
John Kennedy









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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now,
it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!

Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting
chance.
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