We get it. Christmas can be stressful if you're a parent. But imagine what it's like if you're Santa Claus! Let alone two Santa Clauses beefing over the same plot of land to spread Christmas cheer. It was on sight in the produce section when the yule tide rivals started throwing hands when their dispute couldn't be solved with words. Or even carols. Not even The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York," which makes everyone happy.
