What A Day: RFK Jr.'s Magical Mystery Tour ✨The HHS secretary still gets zonked on psychedelics, according to a new book.LIVING THE HIGH LIFE?RFK Jr. still takes psychedelic drugs, a new book claims. How big of a deal is this?
I asked two DMT experts (yes, that’s a real job) for their thoughts.
Should a powerful elected official be taking this drug? The first expert demurred, but offered this view: “In the case of someone developing a messianic delusion… being a public official could be problematic.” WHAT ELSE?“At the 2026 World Cup draw, the winner is... Donald Trump,” reads one Reuters headline today. Trump presided over the World Cup drawing at a glitzy Kennedy Center gathering, featuring performances from the Village People (singing “YMCA”) and Andrea Bocelli (one of the president’s favorite singers). He also received the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, a made-up award created by Trump’s best buddy who runs the organization. “This is basically just a Dundee,” Crooked’s Dan Pfeiffer tweeted, referring to the award in “The Office” that Michael Scott invented. RFK Jr.’s handpicked CDC vaccine panel voted to stop recommending newborn babies receive the hepatitis B vaccine, reversing guidance that had been in place for more than three decades. One panel member who voted against the decision issued a stark warning: “This is unconscionable,” he said. “No rational science or discussion has been presented.” The suspect arrested in connection with the DC pipe bomb plot ahead of the Capitol insurrection told investigators that he believed the 2020 election was stolen, CNN reports. It’s the first possible hint of a motive behind the plot, which targeted both the Democratic and Republican committee headquarters. Americans’ confidence in the economy dropped to its lowest point since July 2024, according to new Gallup polling. But I thought Trump is a business guy who knows how to handle the economy thing, or something? The Supreme Court agreed to hear the Trump administration’s challenge to birthright citizenship, in a case that could have major consequences for millions of Americans born in the U.S. with immigrant parents. The European Commission slapped a $140 million fine on Elon Musk’s X app, formerly known as Twitter, accusing the platform of breaching the bloc’s rules requiring internet companies to fight hate speech and misinformation. As rumors of the fine swirled, Vice President JD Vance took great umbrage. “The EU should be supporting free speech not attacking American companies over garbage,” he tweeted. Trump has been fuming about media coverage of his mental decline. “He is sensitive to being compared, even if not explicitly, to Sleepy Joe,” a Trump adviser told Zeteo. This means we are doing our jobs incredibly well! Keep it up, guys. A good friend will make sure their drunk friend gets home safely. A really good friend will have their FBI director boyfriend order a security detail to get that friend home after multiple wild nights of partying in Nashville. Alexis Wilkins, Kash Patel’s 27-year-old girlfriend, “asked FBI agents on her security team at least two times, including once this spring, to drive her friend home, and agents objected to diverting from their assignment,” MS NOW reports. “But Patel insisted they do as Wilkins requested and in one case called the leader of Wilkins’ security detail and yelled at him to do so.” Awwww, what a freak! The Trump administration seems to regret at least one of its January 6 pardons. Prosecutors urged a federal judge to jail one former defendant, who returned to Washington, D.C. in recent weeks… and has been walking around Rep. Jamie Raskin’s (D-MD) neighborhood. LIGHT AT THE END OF THE EMAIL…Luxury homes in Manhattan are selling like hotcakes, even after a cadre of billionaires warned that electing democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani as mayor would cause the richest dweebs to flee the city. “There is no Mamdani effect,” a prominent real estate executive told Bloomberg. “The idea that people would flee New York was overblown. The numbers just aren’t bearing that out.” Researchers in Arizona are thrilled after they spotted an endangered jaguar crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, the fifth occurrence over the past 15 years. “We’re very excited. It signifies this edge population of jaguars continues to come here because they’re finding what they need,” one researcher said. I need someone to read me this entire article in David Attenborough’s voice. Authorities in New Zealand recovered a James Bond-inspired faberge egg pendant that an alleged jewel thief swallowed. “They said the pendant was recovered Thursday night after it exited the suspect’s gastrointestinal tract naturally without medical intervention,” the AP writes. The golden egg was one of only 50 in existence, adorned with 183 diamonds and two sapphires. Ouch? Avid football fans who happen to be statistics nerds are super into “Scorigami,” a concept described as “the act, and art, of producing a final score in a football game that has never happened before,” the Atlantic writes, quoting the sportscaster who invented the term. Scorigami fanatics estimate that there have been more than 1,000 unique final scores in football, but one elusive score is driving the community crazy: 36–23. Why has no NFL game ever ended with that final tally? Bizarre! It’s a tale as old as time: A man in his 20s made a bet with his friends at a bar, and he set out to prove them wrong. Twenty-seven years ago, British native Karl Bushby bet his pals that he could walk from the southern tip of South America to his hometown. He’s expected to complete the challenge in September. “I can’t use transport to advance, and I can’t go home until I arrive on foot,” Bushby told the Washington Post. “If I get stuck somewhere, I have to figure it out.” That, my friends, is commitment to the bit. Say hello to Neva, an adorable pup who loves feeling the wind rushing by. “She loves running and watching races! This year she watched the NYC marathon and barked at a lot of runners to keep going!” — Alison You’re currently a free subscriber to Crooked Media. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |