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Subject People Don’t Understand That ‘Neat Freaks’ Can’t Function With Clutter
Date August 26, 2019 10:03 PM
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Plus, To My Friend’s Kids: I Love You Like You’re Mine

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Hey Mama!
Even if you're not a neat freak, you might know one, or be related to one....or married to one. To them "mess = stress." The struggle is real ([link removed]) , folks.
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** People Don’t Understand That ‘Neat Freaks’ Can’t Function With Clutter
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We know: It annoys you, our compulsion to have everything tidy and just-so. You may have found it endearing at first. But after an extended period of being nagged about your sloppy habits or waiting on us to get this one last thing cleaned up before we leave the house or come to bed, this is probably...
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** To My Friend’s Kids: I Love You Like You’re Mine
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To my friend’s kids: I hope you know how much I love you. You’re not mine, but I love you like you are. You’re not my niece or nephew by blood, but you are by choice…and that pretty much means you’re stuck with me forever. You are my chosen sister’s baby and that means you own a piece of...
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