In this month’s Ask A MWLTF (yes, that’s Moms Who Like To F*ck), Penelope gives advice to a reader who says the holidays are wreaking havoc on her sex life. It’s real, it’s honest, and it’s entirely relatable. Who hasn’t been turned off as soon as your mom asks where you keep the “good” napkins (ps. are there such a thing when you have little kids?).

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