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John,
Let’s face it: we owe it to Trump to let him tilt the rules of politics in his favor.
Trump has had a tough life. His father didn’t love him and because of that he only gave young Donny a meager $61 million to “build an empire” with. That’s barely enough to cover a penthouse suite in gold!
And because the rules of capitalism are so unfair and casinos are historically extremely hard to make profitable, poor Donald had to declare bankruptcy—six times!
Then, because criminal laws are biased against rich white men, as we all know, Don was martyred for a few small lies about his businesses and falsifying just a couple records to defraud some investors who had it coming anyway.
That’s why Donald Trump is entitled to win any election he wants any way he wants, including rigging the maps by drawing insane congressional districts that will only elect MAGA loyalists:
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