John Kennedy for Senate I nearly spit out my sweet tea
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Folks,
I'll level with you: we're $3,000 short of where we need to be by midnight
tonight, and when I saw that number, I nearly spit out my sweet tea.
And our end-of-year deadline? It's coming up quicker than a June bug on a duck.
Now, the folks on the other side will look at our report after the final
quarterly deadline and try to turn it into a soap opera. They'll flap their
gums, thump their chests, and act like we've been steamrolled by a Mardi Gras
parade.
Bless their confused little hearts.
But the truth is simpler than a one-string banjo: we need to close this gap
before midnight, and I can't do it without you.
If you can chip in — even a little — it'll help us hit that $3,000 mark and
keep our momentum from wobblin' like a three-legged barstool.
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Every bit you give keeps the lights on, the wheels turning, and my blood
pressure low enough that my doctor won't fuss at me again.
Thank you,
John Kennedy
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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now,
it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!
Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting
chance.
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