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5 Weird Tidbits for the Day

• A group of porcupines is called a prickle – These quill-armed fluffballs cluster in spiky huddles that look like a living hedge maze, ready to turn any hug into a regretful poke fest.

• The first canned food was invented for Napoleon's army – In 1810, Nicolas Appert sealed meat in jars to feed troops without spoilage, kickstarting shelf-stable meals with a side of battlefield stew.

• A crocodile can't stick out its tongue – This toothy terror's tongue is glued to the roof of its mouth by a tough membrane, making every snap a silent, gape-mouthed threat.

• Pineapples take two full years to ripen – These spiky tropical crowns grow agonizingly slow on bromeliad plants, testing farmers' patience for 24 months of waiting for that juicy payoff.

• The world's shortest street measures just 6 feet 9 inches – Ebenezer Place in Scotland's Wick has only one door—a pub—making it the ultimate bar crawl where you arrive before you leave.

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