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5 Weird Tidbits for the Day

• A group of rhinos is called a crash – These armored tanks rumble together in herds that barrel through the bush like a demolition derby on hooves, ready to smash anything in their path.

• Bananas are berries but strawberries aren't – Botanically, bananas qualify as true berries from a single flower, while strawberries play dirty with their outside seeds like rebellious fruit imposters.

• A day on Venus lasts longer than its year – The planet spins so lazily that one rotation drags on for 243 Earth days, while lapping the sun takes just 225—endless hazy dawns for the fiery runaway greenhouse.

• You can't hum while pinching your nose – The sound needs nasal resonance to vibrate right, so sealing it off turns your melody into a pathetic, stuffy snort every single time.

• The Pringles inventor was buried in a can – Fred Baur had his ashes tucked into an empty tube in 2008, honoring his stackable chip legacy with a crunchy, sideways send-off.

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