hiiii John!!!!!

it’s levi 🐕 + artie 🐶 fetterman, official dogs with an official proclamation: this is the best holiday ever!!!! hear us out.

1. friends. family. pets!!!! so many pets + table scraps (allegedly). we will not reveal our sources. 🍗👅

2. belly rubs for all. after dinner multiple humans lay on their backs + rubbed their bellies. finally they are doing self-care! 💯 recommend.

3. proper expressions of gratitude. everyone said they were thankful for us! ok maybe not by name, but there’s been a lot of “family,” and we are choosing to count that. jawn also said he’s thankful for you, his supporters. he is such a big sweetie, so we’re passing it along. 💛

ok but one weird thing: everyone keeps talking about a bird. suspicious. shouldn’t they be talking about dogs?? i am just saying.

anyway … we had an idea. what if EVERY day were thanksgiving?? 

whole family home. infinite belly rubs. unlimited sneaky scrap potential. BUT for that to happen, jawn needs less work. jawn needs to get to his "fundraising goal" for the month. if our 3rd favorite human (that’s u 💕) chips in today, maybe that could happen???

can u help us out with our plan + throw jawn a bone?

plus, you’ll help him keep fighting for important stuff – like democracy, working people, and maybe even that bird. idk we’re new to politics but pretty sure we saw him on tv with the president?? 👀

ok love u bye,

levi + artie fetterman 🐾💙
u.s. senate dogs from pennsylvaniania