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5 Weird Tidbits for the Day

• A group of squirrels is called a scurry – These bushy-tailed hoarders dash about in frantic packs, stashing nuts like tiny thieves in a woodland heist gone adorably chaotic.

• The first alarm clocks could only ring at 4 a.m. – Invented in the 1780s, these early gadgets used weights to wake textile workers at dawn, ensuring no one slept through the industrial grind.

• A cat's purr vibrates at a healing frequency – Ranging from 25 to 150 Hz, it promotes bone growth and eases pain, turning your lap cat into an unwitting feline massage therapist.

• The shortest river in the world is just 201 feet long – Montana's Roe River flows from a spring to the Big Spring Creek in under a minute, making it a blink-and-you-miss-it aquatic sprint.

• Your eyeballs are the only balls that don't bounce – These squishy orbs are too soft and water-filled to rebound, keeping your vision steady even if you drop them (not that you'd want to try).

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