The 30th annual international climate conference, known as COP30, has begun in the luxurious hotels in the Brazilian city of Belém. Over 70,000 (!) delegates and climate activists are attending the two week (!) boondoggle.
Something tells us they didn't swim to get there.
But this year's real story is that the political climate is shifting against the hysteria. Only a minority of nations have submitted plans to cut carbon dioxide emissions - and even they are lying.
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer told the conference that while its agenda used to be heralded internationally "today sadly that consensus is gone." His government proceeded to prove that by pulling out of a $125 billion fund created by Britain to support rainforests.
Because more and more industrialized countries are scaling back on pledges to cut back on greenhouse gas emissions, the new climate hero - you're probably not going to believe this - is China.
André Corrêa do Lago, the Brazilian diplomat running COP30, hails China for its cheap solar panels and EVs that are "low-carbon solutions for everyone." Never mind that the Chinese are responsible for multiple times more air pollution than the next five biggest emitters! President Xi is filled with good intentions. Really!
Meanwhile, the new villain at COP30 is billionaire Bill Gates, who last month paused his giving to climate groups with a warning that they are "diverting resources from the most effective things we should be doing to improve life in a warming world," including fighting poverty and improving human health.
Gates's words terrified the climate delegates not so much because they are worried about the future of the planet, but because his words may signal the climate gravy train could soon be sidetracked.