From John Kennedy <[email protected]>
Subject Chuck’s handing out tricks, not treats
Date November 1, 2025 12:31 AM
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It’s trick-or-treat season in D.C. — and we’re the ones getting
tricked

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_Well Folks, it looks like Chuck Schumer’s getting into the
Halloween spirit early this year because everything that’s coming
out of Washington these days is spooky, slimy, or just plain scary._

The Democrats are dressing up socialism as “progress,” and
Chuck’s handing out million-dollar treats like candy on Halloween
night. The only difference is you’re the one stuck paying the bill.

NOW, I’VE SEEN A LOT OF TRICKS IN MY TIME, BUT SCHUMER’S MIGHT
TAKE THE CAKE. WHILE HE’S BUSY HAUNTING THE SENATE FLOOR WITH MORE
BIG SPENDING AND BAD IDEAS, I’M FIGHTING TO KEEP SOME COMMON SENSE
ALIVE IN D.C.

_BUT I CAN’T DO IT ALONE._ [1]

MY END-OF-MONTH FUNDRAISING DEADLINE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND
WE’RE PROJECTED TO FALL SHORT! IF WE GET BEHIND NOW, CHUCK’S SWAMP
MONSTERS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY.

_You’ll make me happier than a ghost at a graveyard party if you
chip in $10 before midnight._

CHIP IN $10 [2]

_You’ll make me happier than a kid with a full-size candy bar if you
chip in $20 before midnight._

CHIP IN $20 [3]

_You’ll make me happier than a witch with a new broom if you chip in
$30 before midnight._

CHIP IN $30 [4]

_You’ll make me happier than a black cat with nine lives if you chip
in $40 before midnight._

CHIP IN $40 [5]

Let’s show Chuck that his tricks won’t work on us, not this
Halloween, not ever.

God Bless,
_John Kennedy_

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[John Kennedy for Senate] [6]_
Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!

CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
FIGHTING CHANCE. [6]_
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