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Trump Orders Immediate Start of Nuclear Weapons Testing
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RomoloTavani/iStock/Getty Images Plus On Thursday, President Donald Trump
ordered his Department of War “to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal
basis” with Russia and China. “That process will begin immediately,” added the
president. The announcement posted on social media quotes “other countries’
testing programs” as justification, though it did not specify which […]
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Idiot Tries To Rob Bank In Gotham City, Where Batman Lives
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GOTHAM CITY — A foolish thief found himself in the hospital recovering from a
dislocated shoulder, a fractured wrist, three broken ribs, and a shattered
pelvis after foolishly trying to rob a bank in the same city where Batman
lives. Police identified the suspect as 28-year-old Steve Raffles, a caucasian
male with no prior convictions. […]
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Pope Leo Canonizes The 1996-98 Chicago Bulls
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VATICAN CITY — In a move that drew criticism of bias toward his hometown
teams, Pope Leo XIV officially canonized the 1996-98 Chicago Bulls. The
legendary NBA championship team that has long been discussed as arguably the
greatest of all time received an honor far beyond that of any other sports
team, as the pontiff […]
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Poverty, Divine Providence, and Our Future
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Wars rage across the Middle East and Eastern Europe. Yet, these violent
conflicts, as horrific as they are, only mirror the silent wars raging within
many of our own hearts — wars of despair, doubt, and desperation. Deep within,
I carry a deep sorrow for the struggling people of Africa and Asia who remain
trapped […]
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Trump To Grant Canada Independence If Blue Jays Win World Series
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TORONTO — The stakes for the final two games of the Major League Baseball
season grew even higher this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he
would grant Canada independence if the Blue Jays won the World Series. Toronto
took a 3-2 lead in the series following a victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers
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