John Kennedy for Senate If you don't help me catch up to my EOM goal
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Folks,
I'm LOSING! If I don't catch up quickly, everyone in America will have to list
their pronouns and believe that men can breastfeed.
I'll cut straight to the chase – I reviewed my campaign's finance report this
morning and saw that I'm BEHIND on my End-of-Month fundraising goal by $5,639…
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I almost spit out my coffee. That Yankee up North is on our tail like a dog
chasing a squirrel through the backyard. If I don't catch up and hit my EOM
goal, the Looney Tune Left will have enough momentum to DESTROY everything
we've worked so hard to get.
There are only a select few people I can fully trust in situations like this,
and your name is at the top of my list.
You'd make me happier than a pup on a walk if you'd chip in $10 before
midnight.
RUSH $10
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You'd make me happier than a penguin in an ice chest if you'd chip in $25
before midnight.
RUSH $25
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You'd make me happier than a tick on a fat dog if you'd chip in $50 before
midnight.
RUSH $50
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I'm counting on you to save my April fundraising and keep Chuck and the
Looney Left at bay.
Thank you,
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Senator Kennedy
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common-sense values that make Louisiana proud.
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