PBS JUST REPORTED: “Entire White House East Wing demolished as Trump moves forward with ballroom construction”
CONFIRM: Do you APPROVE of Trump’s plan for a White House ballroom?
Trump Ballroom construction demolishing East Wing White House
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** EARLY POLLS SHOW MASSIVE NATIONWIDE DISAPPROVAL OF TRUMP’S DESTRUCTION OF THE WHITE HOUSE TO BUILD HIS $300,000,000 BALLROOM. WE’RE POLLING OUR SUPPORTERS TO CONFIRM AND NEED 301 MORE RESPONSES FROM YOUR STATE TO REACH STATISTICAL SIGNIFICANCE. PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR RESPONSE IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES TO PREVENT AN ERROR IN OUR DATA.**
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-BRL for U.S. Senate Data Team