Halloween is a fun time for all ages. Kids get an obscene amount of candy. Men will find the most offensive text from the group chat and turn it into a costume. Ladies, whatever costume they choose, make sure it's the sluttiest version of it. It's one of the few shared experiences that We the People of the United States of the Americas have left.
Kid Rock, straight out of the cornfields of Romeo, Michigan, and someone you'd assume would be more flamboyant, is staying low-key this year as he played "guess my costume" and put on a COVID mask.
