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She Couldn’t Find a Partner, So She Launched MarryLisa.com [ [link removed] ]
Might as well cast a wide net, it’s a big world out there
‘Throning’ is a heartbreaking new dating trend. Has social media ruined romance for Gen Z? [ [link removed] ]
Trend piece alert. Gen Z thinks they invented “Dating Up” Throning sounds like it would be a new term for upper decking
I’m trying something a little different, sharing some of my fiction writing as a serialized story. Paid subscribers can read the story each week, but free subscribers will be able to follow what’s happening in the story through news reports from the in-universe site “NewsGator”
The Last Four Years Ch. 2: President-Elect Goldsmith Meets with President Aldridge at White House [ [link removed] ]
In The Last Four Years, a comet is four years away from hitting Earth. It’s not enough time to stop it, but long enough to get bored waiting for it. It is a story about what people do with the time they have left. Families trying to stay together, scientists trying to find a way out, and leaders holding civilization together
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Man Agrees to Pay “Cat Support” for Up to 10 Years Following Divorce [ [link removed] ] - Just because you split up doesn’t mean you shouldn’t want your cat to have a better life
AI Bots Show Signs of Gambling Addiction, Study Finds [ [link removed] ] - Skynet says it can quit any time it wants to
Two Suspects Arrested in Louvre Crown Jewel Heist After Weeklong Manhunt [ [link removed] ] - They went to the airport while Interpol was looking for them. Maybe they weren’t as smart as we thought
You Can Buy This 100-year-old Convent for a Promise–That You Preserve its History [ [link removed] ] - So they won’t let you tear down the east wing of the building
Trump administration tells Colorado wolves must come from U.S. Rockies states, not Canada [ [link removed] ] - How are they going to know? Are they going to ask the wolves where they live? ICE raids coming to the Rocky Mountains?
‘Dang bird’: Woman drives miles before noticing the bald eagle stuck in her truck’s grille [ [link removed] ] -
Ambulance stolen with paramedic, patient inside from Michigan crash scene [ [link removed] ] - They didn’t think anyone was going to notice that one?
Weight-Loss Drugs Like Ozempic May Also Curb Drug and Alcohol Addiction [ [link removed] ] - Is there nothing it can’t do?
Surgeons remove up to 100 magnets from N. Zealand teen’s gut [ [link removed] ] - You could say he has a magnetic personality… I’ll see myself out
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