John Kennedy for Senate You'd make me happier than THIS…
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Folks,
I'm sweating like a harlot in church.
My team just gave me an update on our fundraising for the month, and we're
further behind than a toupee in a hurricane.
How much do I need to raise by midnight to catch up?
$5,875
So I'm coming straight to you, my favorite Red-White-and-Blue lovin' pal, for
help.
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You'd make me happier than a mosquito at a nudist colony if you'd chip in $5
before midnight.
RUSH $5
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You'd make me happier than a dog with two tails if you'd chip in $15 before
midnight.
RUSH $15
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You'd make me happier than a squirrel in a nut factory if you'd chip in $25
before midnight.
RUSH $25
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Anything you can spare will help immensely. And if you can't spare anything,
I'd appreciate it if you could forward this email to three friends.
God Bless,
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Senator John Kennedy
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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now,
it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!
Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting
chance.
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