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 What A Day: The Don-hattan ProjectTrump and his allies have big plans to grab more power, possibly for years to come.
 2028 VISION…Steve Bannon claims there’s a “plan” to keep Donald Trump in office after 2028. But Trump is already enacting a sweeping plan to maintain power in the near term. 
 
 
 
 
 Whether Bannon is bullshitting or not, MAGA definitely has a plot to amass power long before the presidential election. 
 
 
 
 In his interview, Bannon offered the MAGA ethos moving forward: “We can’t be beaten if we don’t quit.” SHUTDOWN AND OUTWelcome to Day 25 of the government shutdown. I’m thinking today about the thousands of federal workers who missed their first full paycheck, right ahead of holiday season. As each day passes, it becomes more likely that this will become the longest government shutdown in history — eclipsing the 35-day shutdown during Donald Trump’s first term. Lawmakers say the shutdown has an expiration date, even as both sides wait for each other to cave to the political pressure. “I’ve believed from the beginning that it’s got to end before Thanksgiving,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) told What A Day. “Nobody — especially the Republicans — is going to want America’s families sitting around the table talking about this act of massive recklessness and spite toward the American people,” he added “I hope the Republicans will come to their senses as Donald Trump’s poll numbers continue to plummet.” Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) also thinks it will end in a “week or two,” but he disagrees on how that will happen. “[Democrats] always come to the table ultimately,” Paul told Politico. “I think it’s an untenable position, and eventually they will come back and they will negotiate and they will vote yes, open the government, and then they’ll get a future negotiation on these Obamacare subsidies. That’s the way it will end.” Average Obamacare premiums are expected to spike 30 percent next year, which could affect 17 million Americans, according to documents reviewed by the Washington Post. Who’s gonna blink first? It’s hard to predict, but I have a new name for this shutdown: “The Staring Contest From Hell.” WHAT ELSE?Inflation in September rose at a pace not seen since January, according to the new government data. Gasoline jumped 4.1 percent last month, and food and energy costs increased to a 3 percent annual rate. The takeaway: Stubborn inflation is still here no matter what Donald Trump says, with everyday goods 25 percent more expensive than before the pandemic. New York Attorney General Letitia James pleaded not guilty in federal court today, on dubious mortgage fraud charges brought by the Trump administration. Her trial is scheduled for January. The Defense Department accepted $130 million to cover military salaries during the shutdown — from a single anonymous donor. Trump said that a “friend” had donated the money. One Threads user joked about the news: “You wouldn’t know this friend, he goes to a different school.” Trump ended trade negotiations with Canada in a huff. Why? He got triggered by an ad our northern neighbors ran, featuring a voiceover from the late former President Ronald Reagan, which warned Americans that tariffs could hurt their jobs. “TARIFFS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY, AND ECONOMY, OF THE U.S.A.,” Trump wrote on social media. “Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.” I can’t wait for U.S. policy to not be conducted like this! Can you guess who gave Trump the final push to impose tough sanctions on Russia? Secretary of State Marco Rubio… and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. “Do you guys agree with me?” Trump asked before signing off on the sanctions, according to the Wall Street Journal. Both men said yes. Imagine trusting Pete with… anything… House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is expected to endorse NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani after months of pressure to do so. There’s less than two weeks until the election, but better late than never I guess! “House of Dynamite,” a new movie about the possibility of a nuclear attack against the United States, premiered on Netflix today. It sounds cool and everything, but I don’t know if I wanna watch how a competent government would respond to such a threat… and then think about how the current one would. No thanks! I will choose to protect my peace this weekend. LIGHT AT THE END OF THE EMAIL…Blue Jays manager John Schneider wants Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani to give back some merch before the teams face off in the World Series tonight. “I hope he brought his hat, the Blue Jay hat that he took from us in our meeting,” Schneider joked, referencing talks they had before Ohtani signed with Los Angeles. “And the jacket for [Ohtani’s dog] Decoy … It’s like, give us our stuff back already.” Through a translator, Ohtani responded: “It’s in my garage.” A family-run German business is using the Louvre heist for some light-hearted marketing, after learning that the thieves used its furniture lift in their heist. The company’s new slogan is “when you need to move fast,” and it markets the lift as being able to carry “up to 400kg of treasures at 42m per minute — as quiet as a whisper.” Genius. More than 100,000 pumpkins adorned the Klaistow farm outside Berlin, Germany, this year for its 22nd annual pumpkin festival. The theme this year is celebrating powerful women, with massive sculptures of Frida Kahlo, Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, and others made from gourds. A Chinese man has gained millions of followers on social media because of his impressively accurate Trump impressions. I love this one filmed on the Great Wall of China, in which he rants about “Mexi-golians.” A 93-year-old man was reunited with his lost dog, a 7-year-old yellow lab named Sunny, after rescuers used his sock to lure her home. Sunny’s owner thinks she scaled a six-foot fence in an effort to follow him to the grocery store. “She’s my best pal. She’s an amazing doggy,” he said. “Without her, there’s nothing.” Brb, I’m sobbing. Credit: Norm Feigenbaum You’re currently a free subscriber to Crooked Media. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |