RFK’s brain worm was a good worm — selfless and pure.
He saw the rot within and, in an act of noble sacrifice, set out to gnaw it away.
He fought bravely against the brain that would one day blame autism on Tylenol and circumcision, stash a dead bear in Central Park, revive near-eradicated measles, promote the chugging of raw milk, and crusade against fluoride in our water.
You fought valiantly, brain worm.
Dying in combat does not make you a sucker, nor a loser.
For your service, we salute you 🫡
– IDCCA
