Look to your left, and now look to your life. None of you are going to be able to find a job
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What's the grossest thing you've ever seen in your life? / The job market is absolutely terrible / Are you smarter than a 3rd grader?

Look to your left, and now look to your life. None of you are going to be able to find a job

Keith Conrad
Oct 20
 
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