It’s nearly Halloween, which means it’s nearly time for you to raid your kids’ candy stash — mom tax is a thing, after all. So because we’re fancy ladies here at Scary Mommy, we asked sommeliers for their favorite candy + meat & cheese recommendations, so that you can have have the fanciest trick-or-treat snack.

If you also came of age in the early 2000s, you'll recognize these teen movies as the ones you rented from Blockbuster again and again.