What A Day: Clown with the King!No Kings Day is here: Witness the power of inflatable unicorn costumes, for democracy.
LOL VS. WTFAnti-Trump organizers have a new plan to take on MAGA: Get under their skin — by having a good time.
Jokes aside, a lot has changed in the United States since the last No Kings.
If the #Resistance looks like a bunch of people riding around in their birthday suits or inflatable unicorn costumes, then this should be fun. You can find your local No Kings event here. Ahead of this weekend, I recommend reading this essay by Crooked’s Jon Favreau on Trump’s authoritarian actions ahead, as well as his video laying out the stakes of this moment in history. WHAT ELSE?President Donald Trump said he’s hesitant to give Ukraine long-range missiles because he thinks the war could end soon. “It’s not easy for us to give you… massive numbers of very powerful weapons,” Trump told Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the White House today. “Hopefully they won’t need it,” he added, a day after agreeing to meet in-person with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) curious feud with the GOP continues. This time, she’s attacking parts of Trump’s agenda as “America Last.” Oof! Feel the burn! She’s especially incensed over Trump’s focus overseas, after Trump bailed out Argentina to the tune of tens of billions. “It’s a revolving door at the White House of foreign leaders when Americans are, you know, screaming from their lungs,” she said. Get ‘em, Marje! Venezuela is mobilizing troops and militias to repel any possible U.S. military intervention, as Trump floats airstrikes on the country and targets alleged drug boats off its coast. “On state television, radio and social media, announcers are telling Venezuelans that the U.S. is a rapacious Nazi-like state that wants to dig its claws into the country’s oil wealth,” the Wall Street Journal writes. Wait, I thought America’s president of peace was angling for that Nobel Peace Prize? The Trump administration plans to keep paying ICE and border patrol agents during the government shutdown… but not thousands of other federal workers. How else could Trump keep these federal agents in the field, wreaking havoc on American cities, and, in many cases, detaining American citizens? Meanwhile, one traffic controller, whose job is to make sure planes land safely, told lawmakers he had to start picking up hours as a delivery driver to pay for his daughter’s tuition. Priorities, amirite? Rep. Dave Taylor (R-OH) said that a swastika hanging in his office, emblazoned on an American flag, was part of a “ruse.” Multiple similar flags had been delivered to Capitol Hill offices earlier this year, according to a Hill aide from another office. But that doesn’t explain why one was tacked to a board in Taylor’s office: “It was plainly obvious to us that there was a swastika on the flag with the naked eye,” the aide said, explaining that his team threw theirs out immediately. Light at the End of the Email…Anyone who watched the New York City mayoral debate last night probably chuckled at Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa’s eccentric behavior. He often misheard questions, and even began answering one directed at Andrew Cuomo. When asked if he pays off his credit card each month, the 71-year-old replied: “I don’t have a credit card. I have a debit card.” A couple in New Orleans discovered a 1,900-year-old gravestone in their backyard that belonged to a Roman soldier named Sextus Congenius Verus, who sailed on the Asclepius warship and died at 42 years old. The marker was lost after its home, an Italian museum, was bombed during World War II. So… how’d it land in the South? No one knows. An app called iNaturalist uses AI to help nature lovers identify plants, bugs, and other wildlife — and connects people with others who also love the great outdoors. One couple from Virginia even met on the app: “I saw that he was big on galls … so I contacted him,” Izabella Farr said, referring to abnormal growths sometimes caused by insects. “Galls get the gals,” her partner, Jeff Clark, replied. Mark your calendars! The annual pumpkin boat regatta in Maine kicks off this Sunday. Attendees will be cheering on people dressed up in costumes kayaking in 500-to-800-pound gourds down the Damariscotta River. This is what it’s all about, people! Go do random, fun stuff with your neighbors! You won’t regret it! A 7-year-old German Shepherd named Freyja tracked down a 2-year-old missing girl in New Hampshire, right before night-time cold temperatures. Here’s a picture of Freyja and her handler, Jeremy, during her first search-and-rescue training session. She was just 8 weeks old! Queue the awwwwws. Credit: Jeremy Corson You’re currently a free subscriber to Crooked Media. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |