Friend,

The Loon Wing of the Democratic Party has shut down our government. Bless their little hearts, they are just plain weird. They hate everything. They hate the leaders who founded our great nation. They want kids to change genders at whatever age, for free. They want open borders.

Now there are Democrats who still have their heads on straight. But the Loon Wing? They have a little too much crazy to have that much power. Hell, they've got more bad ideas than a dog has fleas.

We need your help to get the Loons out of Washington so that we can get back to business. America's got real problems to solve, and the Silly Socialists couldn't even pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.