From John Kennedy <[email protected]>
Subject RE: If this doesn’t make you grin, I’ll eat my hat
Date October 12, 2025 9:34 PM
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No ivory-tower mambo jumbo. Just the kind of truth you can nod your
head at, or laugh about over a glass of sweet tea.
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You won't want to miss this

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Folks,

I hate to have to bug you twice, but you've left me out to dry!
_ _

-John
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Friend,

Folks around here know I don't care much for polished speeches or
ten-dollar words. I believe in saying what you mean, even if it
ruffles a few feathers. That's exactly why I put pen to paper and
wrote my new book, _How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why
Washington Never Will._

[KENNEDY FOR SENATE] [2]

It's a collection of stories, lessons, and plain old common sense that
Washington could use a double helping of right about now. No
ivory-tower mambo jumbo. Just the kind of truth you can nod your head
at, or laugh about over a glass of sweet tea.

AND NOW, THIS IS JUST GOING TO MAKE YOUR DAY. FOR A DONATION OF JUST
$40 OR MORE, I'LL SEND YOU MY NEW BOOK, HOW TO TEST NEGATIVE FOR
STUPID: AND WHY WASHINGTON NEVER WILL, HOT OFF THE PRESS! [1]

[KENNEDY FOR SENATE] [2]

_I'd be happier than a bullfrog in a rainstorm if you'll support our
efforts

I'd be happier than a coonhound treeing a raccoon if you sat down with
it and found yourself grinning.

I'd be happier than a firefly in a mason jar if you passed it along to
a friend who could use a little straight talk.

And I'd be happier than a pig in the mud if you reserved your copy
today._

SO GRAB A COPY, KICK BACK ON THE PORCH, AND ENJOY. IF IT DOESN'T MAKE
YOU GRIN, I'LL EAT MY HAT. [1]

God Bless,

[John Kennedy for Senate] [2]

John Kennedy

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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!

CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
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