Pam Bondi, The Cheat-Sheet Edgelord of Evasion & Evil

“Oh, you’re so condescending. Your gall is never ending. We don’t want nothing, not a thing from you. Your life is trite and jaded. Boring and confiscated. If that’s your best, your best won’t do…

We’re right. We’re free. We’ll fight. You’ll see.

We’re not gonna take it. No, we ain’t gonna take it. We’re not gonna take it anymore.”

- Dee Snider, “We’re Not Gonna Take It” [acoustic version]

I often like to quote songs that reflect my mood when I’m scribing along, but that also tell the story of those about whom I wish to opine.

And oh did this one perfectly enscapsulate MAGA. But specifically, the pretentious and poisonous Pam Bondi and her appearance in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee this past week.

Back to that in a second, but does anyone think Dee Snider didn’t make his feelings beyond clear when Trump and other mortifying Morlocks of MAGA began using his song as an anthem at their Reichsparteitag (Nuremburg Rallies)?

Thank you for your service, Dee.

As you can see, not a lot left to nuance. Yet, somehow the few free-floating brain cells possessed by your basic MAGA a-putz pre-daters, each isolated in mom’s basement but totally happy with the snacks, lack the plenary authority to deduce.

And speaking of MAGA-mind, can you find any better description of Pamela Jo Bondi, Attorney General to the criminal underworld inhabiting 1600 PA Avenue than the lyrical stylings of “We’re Not Gonna Take It?”

Sometimes it almost seems like bowling-ball-bellied, cranial contusion, Narcissus, Donald J., loves himself so much he found a way to create a clone in female form named Pam.

That way he also always has someone to lust after when Ivanka’s out of town.

If you watched Pam Bondi’s anger mismanagement performance under oath this past week—you might call it “condescending,” and one where her “gall was never ending.”

If you then take just a cursory glance at her life, so “trite and jaded,” it’s very easy to see how she fits into Trumpworld.

No sign of ethical compass, conscience, intelligence, critical thinking or self awareness. She’s willing to toss out absurdities without shame, and wears the thinnest skin this side of Trump—and that only gets worse each midnight when she molts.

In fact, as far as I can tell, denied, lied and chose to hide was her plan for any legitimate questions one would expect the top law enforcement officer in the land to answer. Especially as, in theory, she represents the American people.

Welp. All we got with Bondi was an ethics-free-zone with the moral clarity of Christopher Columbus (Happy Indigenous People’s Day!).

Or your average microscopic slide of mutated hantavirus.

She is the banality of evil. Or what you’d call “boring and confiscated.”

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The fun began when Democrats—who have now been joined by elected members of Trump’s party—started asking questions about Trump’s White House crime and American sabotage syndicate, including his friendship with late pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Bondi is so sad she actually brought a folder of pre-written personal attack lines for the Senators questioning her. Because you wouldn’t want to be forced to solely rely on that Big Brain of yours.

As TNR put it:

Bondi had collected screenshots of social media posts, prewritten comebacks, and handwritten notes she hoped could give her a good “gotcha” moment.

Ya know, stuff like “you are a total hypocrite,” a complicated phrase you wouldn’t want to take a chance you’d forget, so of course you’d write it down.

I mean, holy s*t, what next, reciting A Tale of Two Cities?

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse—one of the Democrats who tends to take no guff—asked Bondi about tax returns of human thumb, Tom Homan. The thug who runs ICE and is on video accepting a $50,000 bribe, but of course went scot free unlike the brown people he leads attacks against daily

Bondi’s rage-filled response was:

Senator, I would be more concerned if I were you when you talk about corruption and money, when you pushed for legislation that subsidized your wife’s company!

Ooh. Sick burn.

Whitehouse then asked her if the FBI had gotten ahold of photographs of “Trump with half-naked young women." And whether she had “seen any such thing.” Pretty specific, pretty easy to deny if not true, no?

But Bondi was on a predator-protecting mission, there would be no answering this question. But there would be a lot more anger:

You know, Senator Whitehouse, you sit here and make salacious remarks, once again trying to slander President Trump left and right, when you’re the one who was taking money from one of Epstein’s closest confidants, Reid Hoffman.

Why so angry bro-ette?

As you might expect, after this little outburst Bondi shut down, like Stephen Miller’s brain during a CNN interview. Because she clearly had no defense.

The rest of the hearing went along similarly, with Senators asking Bondi questions, and Bondi snarling like a hyena, or a hungry Ted Cruz. She called Senators names and insinuated corruption from trash she seemingly picked up from Glenn Greenwald’s Twitter feed on the way there.

Sen. Adam Schiff went down a list of questions Bondi refused to answer. From Buzzfeed:

At one point, Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA) ran down a laundry list of questions Bondi wouldn’t answer Tuesday, like what role she had in flagging any reference to Trump’s name in the Epstein Files, whether she approved of the mass firing of anyone who criminally investigated Trump at the DOJ or if she supported the creation of a compensation fund for Jan. 6 rioters.

Maybe they should have asked her favorite color?

Perhaps her best answer was when Sen. Blumenthal (D-CT) asked about her possible conflicts of interest with Trump accepting a $400 million plane—also known as a bribe, and a violation of the Constitution’s Emoluments Clause.

Look, data points aren’t that hard to track.

The first time Trump really stood up to Netanyahu was when Israel launched an attack inside Qatar. Right now we’re letting Qatar, a dictatorial monarchy that housed Hamas terrorist leaders, build a training base on our soil, in Idaho (also a dictatorial monarchy, I believe).

So why did Sen. Blumenthal ask Bondi about her potential conflicts of interest? Guess who was Qatar’s lobbyist in the U.S. in between stints as Florida AG and her appointment by Trump?

Betcha can’t guess!

Why, none other than Pam Bondi!

Perhaps Blumenthal hit a bit too close to home. Bondi proceeded to blow a gasket, howl at the moon, chew on the left femur of her weakest lawyer, sharpen her spikes, give up on the day’s wordle, smash her guitar on the table and demand a Snicker’s Bar.

How dare you? I am a career prosecutor! Don’t you ever. Challenge. My. Integrity!

So, Pam-Pam, you don’t want the Senator questioning your integrity, huh? Ok, I’ll do it!

• As we discussed, Bondi was cool lobbying for a foreign, autocratic regime and registering as a foreign agent—even though she’d been AG of the third largest state in the country. On Bondi’s first day as U.S Attorney General, she closed the FBI’s “Foreign Influence Task Force.” Then (presumably on her second day) cut enforcement of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, that thing she had to register for!

  Totally non-incriminating! Wait, you want non-Qatari corruption? Oh we got that too, with Mz “Don’t Challenge My Integrity!!”

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• In 2013 Bondi convinced Governor Rick Scott to delay a scheduled execution. Not because she was opposed to it. But it conflicted with a fundraising event for her (we getting Trump vibes yet?).

• Pammy hosted two Fox programs while sitting Florida AG in 2018. She said the Florida Commission on Ethics approved it. They responded with “what the f*k you talkin’ about?” The Tampa Bay Times called it “unprecedented” for a sitting elected official to host a TV show (Trumb vibes! TV attention + lies!)

• Bondi received 20+ fraud complaints as Florida AG about “Trump University” in 2013 and said she would join a New York lawsuit vs Trump U. (a suit that led him to eventually settle for $25 million).

  Four days later, the Donald J. Trump Foundation made a $25,000 donation to her PAC. She magically decided to back out of the suit. Well that doesn’t look bribe-y. And Trump donated to her PAC from his tax free foundation—that’s illegal.

• I could go on with pre-Trump chicanery, but there’s more than enough post-Trump. Bondi claimed a judge’s “oral directive is not enforceable” to halt a flight of immigrants to El Salvador, and ignored it. (It’s why you never see judges talk. If they don’t write it down it didn’t happen). Then she said the judge was “meddling in our government.” She may wanna brush up on Marbury vs. Madison.

• She backs Trump’s illegal use of troops on domestic soil, per our courts and the law called posse comitatus (in Trump’s defense, he saw the name, thought it was something else and tried to call Epstein before remembering he was dead).

There was a time when Bondi’ resume of dingle-headed douchery, her “late great Hannibal Lecter” sensibilities and behaving like angrier-Ted-Nugent would’ve disqualified someone from being within 100 yards of the President or her job.

Then there’s the rogue’s gallery of tv-movie villains with Roscoe P Coltrane intellects that are Team Trump. To say you’re one of the worst is a statement when one looks at Miller, Noem, Patel, Leavitt, Hegseth.

That’s a murderer’s row, and no I don’t mean the 1927 Yankees.

Bondi’s utter contempt for the law, ethics, other humans, children, at least seven of the 10 commandments…it all showed its ugliness on live tv, in front of the Senate. Americans got a view of who she truly is. And that’s a good thing. A very good thing.

The rage filled loon garnered headlines like this:

I honestly don’t know how Trump’s first choice, Matt Gaetz, could’ve done a worse job. Which says a lot.

I’m feeling very optimistic for the first time in a long while we’re gonna get through this period and hold the lot of these rancid rotters accountable.

Take stock in Trump’s plummeting numbers—even among his voters—fight, prepare for the coming Epstein files (we have a special series coming up at Blue Amp Media), fight more and enjoy (+ instigate) as former Trumpers turn on him. They too they sense his weakness.

And Bondi’s behavior in front of the world only made things worse.

Let’s fight for our FDR moment. Let’s show up on No Kings Day. Let’s take our country back.