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Hey Fellow Conservatives,

I bet you’re as tired as I am of liberal weasels lying to your face. Now, I’m a lawyer, so I’m used to people lying to my face, but since Donald Trump came down that escalator, that’s all I’ve seen. That’s all anyone has seen, nothing but lies. And it’s time to punch back.

Sure, I was taught never to punch girls, or gender non-specific individuals who don’t fall into a binary male/female paradigm... but punching back is what my new book The 21 Biggest Lies About Donald Trump (and you!) is all about.

If you like my columns, and if you’re any kind of American you love my columns, then you’re gonna dig 21 Lies. No falsity is left unexposed. No liberal is left unowned. No sacred cow is left not turned into delicious hamburger. From weasels like Chuck Schumer to Never Trump sissies like Mitt Romney, 21 Lies neither asks for quarter nor gives it.

But maybe you don’t like conservatives who fight back. Maybe you think it’s more important that we lose gracefully than win gloriously. Maybe you like to dress all in vinyl and kiss Nancy Pelosi’s thigh-high boots as she reads you Jennifer Rubin's latest column from the Washington Post. If so, 21 Lies is NOT for you.

But if you like your conservatism hardcore, pedal to the metal, with no apologies, no excuses, and no mercy, then you need to get The 21 Biggest Lies About Donald Trump (and YOU!).

Think of it as a very long column, except with some cursing where appropriate. But then again, I’m talking about liberals, the media, Democrats, unwashed hippies, frigid feminists, and all the rest of the losers who make our lives so annoying -- so it’s often appropriate.

In a year this stupid, you need a life preserver, but in book form.

   -Kurt 
TRIGGER WARNING: Kurt’s new book The 21 Biggest Lies About Donald Trump (and you!) contains hard-core conservatism that will make Never Trumper‘s cry.
The 21 Biggest Lies About Donald Trump (and you!) is NOT recommended by Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit, Grandpa Badfinger, or any other liberal weirdo, loser, or mutation.