What A Day: Eyes on the Prize 🏆 👀Donald Trump’s supersized ego is driving his biggest foreign policy decisions.
AMERICA FIRST? ME FIRST!Israelis and Palestinians are hailing their fragile ceasefire. But big hurdles remain to a lasting peace — including Trump’s bruised ego, if he’s snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday.
A new motto is emerging for the so-called Trump Doctrine: It’s Not America First — It’s Me First.
Trump has a weird way of making peace. Sometimes, he seems to get results. But more often, his tactics make it clear why he’s unsure if he’ll get into heaven. WHAT ELSE?New York Attorney General Letitia James was indicted for alleged bank fraud in Virginia, making her the latest Trump rival to catch a criminal case after he urged his Department of Justice to go after them. In an unusual move, the case was personally presented to a grand jury by Trump’s handpicked, inexperienced prosecutor, U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan — who was installed after Trump pushed out her widely respected predecessor, Erik Siebert, for reportedly failing to bring cases like this one. James dismissed the charges as “baseless.” Trump’s revenge tour is getting scarily real! Related: That bizarre Truth Social post publicly calling on Attorney General Pam Bondi to prosecute his political enemies WAS meant to be a private message, according to the Wall Street Journal. “Bondi grew upset and called White House aides and Trump, who then agreed to send a second post praising Bondi as doing a ‘GREAT job,’” the outlet reports. So, Trump is now accidentally posting his own Watergate Tapes on his feed? Awesome. The On that note, journalists are criticizing the Pentagon for a new policy that effectively bars reporters from trying to find out things Hegseth doesn’t want the public to know. (AKA “doing journalism.”) The policy conveys “an unprecedented message of intimidation,” the Pentagon Press Association said in a statement. What is Hegseth hiding??? I’m sure these journalists will find out! Or if they don’t, he may just send it to them on Signal! Senate Majority Leader John Thune and other top Republicans privately warned the White House against firing federal employees and cutting government assistance programs. “The only reason we are forced to have these conversations is because the Democrats shut down the government,” White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson said. Even Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) doesn’t believe that! Tech weirdo Elon Musk could still score tens of billions of dollars from his new Tesla package, even if he missed nearly all of the goals that the company set for him. Has anyone in history ever failed upwards so incredibly hard? Imagine getting paid tens of billions of dollars to suck at your job. Unbelievable. Barron Trump might get a spot on TikTok’s board, according to a social media influencer with close ties to Trump. “I’m hopeful President Trump will consider appointing his son Barron and maybe other young Americans to TikTok’s board to help ensure it remains an app young people want to keep using,” Jack Advent told the Daily Mail. I have a feeling that Barron’s appointment might finally make people want to stop using TikTok… Light at the End of the Email…Donald Trump’s team might give $75 million in foreign aid… to save Greenland’s polar bears and Nepal’s snow leopards? The mind-boggling plan is confusing everyone, in light of Trump’s steep cuts to conservation efforts. Even researchers who work on this stuff say they wouldn’t even know what to do with that much money. How many golden money guns does each polar bear really need? Pope Leo used his first major document to call on the world to help immigrants, in a thinly veiled critique of the Trump administration. “Where the world sees threats, [the Church] sees children; where walls are built, she builds bridges,” Leo wrote, referencing Pope Francis’s criticism of Trump as “not Christian” due to his U.S.-Mexico border wall plan. The CDC is quietly expanding access to COVID-19 shots for pregnant women, after HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recommended that the group stop receiving shots (for no science-backed reason). Trump officials are losing their minds over country star Zach Bryan’s new song bashing ICE raids across the country. But Bryan isn’t backing down: “I served this country, I love this country and the song itself is about all of us coming out of this divided space. I wasn’t speaking as a politician or some greater-than-thou asshole, just a 29-year-old man who is just as confused as everyone else,” he said in response to right-wing criticism. Fred Ramsell, a scientist who won the Nobel Prize in medicine, was on a backpacking trip in Yellowstone National Park without cell service when he learned the news. When notifications came flooding onto his wife’s phone, she excitedly told him the news. “I said, ‘No, I didn’t,’” Ramsdell recalled. “She said, ‘Yes, you did. I have 200 text messages that say you won the Nobel Prize.’” A dog named Eeyore led police to an 86-year-old woman who had fallen while walking him in Florida. When the sheriff’s deputy found the woman, she was shocked that Eeyore — who isn’t her dog — rescued her. “He came up to your car?” the woman asked the deputy. “Oh, sweetheart … Oh Eeyore, you’re such a good boy. Grandma loves you.” The What A Day fam loves you too, Eeyore. You’re currently a free subscriber to Crooked Media. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |