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From The Confessional: Weird (And Embarrassing) Things Our Bodies Do

From The Confessional: Weird (And Embarrassing) Things Our Bodies Do


Here are some confessions about all the unexpected, embarrassing, and frankly odd things our bodies do, especially as we age. After reading through these confessions, you might feel better if you can say, “Hey! I’m not the only one with a boil on my asscheek!” and now your day is better. You’re welcome.

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Confession #25779302
On top of everything else that's happened: I have a boil on the top on my butt crack. Like, really body? You just had to?
 
#25777566
"Can’t get a wax and with family all home struggling for a private moment to Nair my facial hair- post pregnancy. Quarantine mustache?!?"
 
#25750773
"My boobs hang over and cover my vagina when I take my bra off."
READ BODY CONFESSIONS
 
 
 
 
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Confession #25783125
My son is half black. I am thankful everyday that he can pass for white. I am thankful, and because of that, I feel so much shame. Not for my race but for my country.
 
#25782538
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I am so sad and angry today. I am really sick and tired of hearing of black men being murdered by police officers. Which part of serve & protect did you misunderstand?!"
 
#25783362
"My white partner says tone deaf borderline racist comments all of the time. I am black and our kids are mixed race. It’s been years of trying to educate him. How did I get here?"
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Confession #25767231
I enjoy sex with my husband but when he brings it up the first thing I think is ugg.. I just want to relax or go to sleep.
 
#25769644
"H and I have not had sex since DD was conceived. She is almost 5. I am, surprisingly, ok with this fact."
 
#25769624
"How can I explain that I love my DH but have no interest in sex. I don’t find groping me as I walk by a turn on. I don’t find you shaking your half limp dick at me a turn on. How do you tell them to show some interest in you besides the end result of sex."
READ SEX CONFESSIONS
 
 

 
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