Friend, you’re really a last minute nelly. They say the early bird gets the worm, but this may be the exception: I’ve managed to secure you a brief EXTENSION! I’d hate for you to make a massive mistake in ignoring this any longer. After everything you’ve given and everything you’ve meant to us over the years, leaving us hanging right before we close our books for the quarter would be completely devastating. Not to mention you’d be leaving the ultimate recognition for your support on the table! You see, we’re already in the process of conducting our quarterly audit at House GOP Headquarters. You’re usually quite prompt with every single deadline, so this was concerning to us! You’re cutting it quite close but there’s still time left. Look, I know you receive countless messages every day to your inbox. And the last thing we want to do is bother you. So I’ll just remind you 1 last time! Thank you, in advance, for your support. Sincerely, House GOP Membership Services
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