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Whether you're just thinking about TTC (that's "Trying To Conceive" for the uninformed, BTW), jumping up and down on the couch at the sight of those two lines, or about to excuse yourself to the bathroom (again) to puke up your dry cereal -- welcome to the rollar coaster ride of pregnancy. Pull up a chair (or just lay quietly next to the toilet) and let us give you a few tips on what to expect.
20 Things They Don’t Tell You About Your Pregnant Body

20 Things They Don’t Tell You About Your Pregnant Body


Lovely symptoms like fatigue, nausea, back and joint pain, constant peeing, constant hunger and being “emotional” (both good and bad) are all considered par for the course when it comes to pregnancy so nobody is too surprised by them. However, there are many (many) more delights that can come along with...
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15 Things We Wish We’d Known About Pregnancy

15 Things We Wish We’d Known About Pregnancy


I remember the first time I stood in a herd of parents shortly after my daughter started kindergarten—it was the annual field trip to the pumpkin patch. The kids listened to their teach give directions while a mob of parents stood off to the side watching. The kids were so excited, and nearly every child had...
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Everything You Really Need to Know About Pregnancy and Delivery

Everything You Really Need to Know About Pregnancy and Delivery
The Time Of Day You Pump Breastmilk Can Affect Your Baby’s Sleep

The Time Of Day You Pump Breastmilk Can Affect Your Baby’s Sleep
Weird Skin Things That Are Normal When You’re Expecting

Weird Skin Things That Are Normal When You’re Expecting
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