What A Day: Touch GrassOne thing we know about Charlie Kirk's alleged shooter: He was extremely online.
VERY, VERY ONLINENote to readers: I’ll be on vacation for the next two weeks, leaving you in the trusted hands of my editor, Greg, and the wonderful team at Crooked. See you later! Questions are swirling about the Charlie Kirk murder suspect’s background and motives. One thing we do know: He was extremely online.
Officials, journalists and the public are still trying to piece together what it all means.
“Social media is a cancer on our society right now,” Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said. “I would encourage people to log off, turn off, touch grass, hug a family member." WHAT ELSE?FBI Director Kash Patel continued to show why, even after the arrest, he’s remarkably unqualified for his current job. This morning, he raised eyebrows at a press conference about the Kirk investigation by closing with an invocation of Norse mythology. “To my friend Charlie Kirk… I’ll see you in Valhalla,” he said, referring to the immense banquet hall where fallen Norse warriors supposedly feast in the afterlife. Okay, Thor? Donald Trump said he plans to send the National Guard into Memphis, Tennessee soon. “We’re going to fix that just like Washington,” he said, referencing the chaotic deployment of thousands of troops to the nation’s capital… where they have been tasked with picking up trash because there’s nothing else to do. Nearly every major grocery category is more expensive now than this time last year, according to new government data. This news comes literally two days after a White House press release headlined: “President Trump Has Crushed Biden’s Inflation Crisis.” Crush it any harder and Thanks for lowering the price of groceries, Donald! Poland lashed out at Trump after he floated the idea that Russian drones flying over Polish territory may have been a “mistake.” The incident caused NATO countries to scramble jets and shoot down the drones this week. “We would also wish that the drone attack on Poland was a mistake. But it wasn’t. And we know it,” tweeted Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk. (To be fair, it’s unclear whether the move was intentional or not… although new Russian military exercises aren’t easing concerns.) You know how the U.S. brokered a deal with Belarus to free 52 political prisoners? Those freed prisoners thanked Trump for helping out… but some have said they’d prefer to have stayed in Belarus rather than be expelled to Lithuania — especially since many were set to be freed soon, anyways. Light at the End of the Email…This one’s bittersweet: Fans of Ghost, a dying giant octopus that lives in a Southern California aquarium, are showering her with love and support as she spends her final days caring for eggs that will never hatch. “She is a wonderful octopus and has made an eight-armed impression on all of our hearts,” the aquarium wrote on Instagram. I’m not crying, you are!!! Longtime political columnist Dana Milbank wrote a piece about his foray into studying grasses, wildflowers, and other oft-overlooked — yet beautiful and intricate — parts of nature. “It’s precisely when our troubles are greatest that we need to remember to find beauty in the smallest things. A sense of wonder doesn’t make those problems go away — but it can keep us from despair,” he writes. Literature aficionados are hosting grand costumed balls and other extravagant events across the country to mark the 250th anniversary of author Jane Austen’s birth. “We’re growing all the time because Jane Austen is timeless,” said Mary Mintz, president of the Jane Austen Society of North America. “We have members from Japan, India. They come from every continent except Antarctica.” Get your act together, Antarctica! It’s the fourth birthday of giant panda Qing Bao! She has lived at the Smithsonian Zoo in Washington, D.C. since October and was given a fruitsicle cake (made with frozen beet, pineapple and apple juice with water) to munch on for the special day. She was also given a new big ball to play with. Happy birthday! You’re currently a free subscriber to Crooked Media. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |