Friend,

The tree-trunk sized ankles. 

The bruised hands, covered up with the wrong color of makeup. (How’d they run out of orange?)

Now he’s hiding his hands in meetings. He knows we’re watching.

And of course, all the rest of it.

The rambling speeches about shower heads and windmills. 

Getting totally snookered by Putin in Alaska. 

His old buddy Epstein constantly on his mind.

Going back and forth on these schizophrenic tariffs (taxes).

The multiple Big Macs for breakfast.

The oldest U.S. President to ever be inaugurated is really slowing down. 

Donald Trump is officially low-energy.

The signs have been there for years, but it’s getting really hard for Trump to sweep it under the rug these days. 

And we take some of the credit for that. You, reading this email right now, should take credit for that.

If there’s anything the most vain guy on the planet hates more than anything else, it’s when people call him old, fat, and stupid. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna keep doing. 

Living in Donald Trump’s head has never been easier than this very moment. He’s failing in every aspect, and it shows.

For the foreseeable… forever, we’re gonna keep hitting Trump where it hurts, because he clearly can’t take many more hits. 

Help us stay where we belong – directly in Trump’s head, causing chaos >>

-The Lincoln Project