As Sam Darby writes today, “If you haven't ever Googled ‘how to fix my sh*tty immune system’ before, are you even a parent? Look, kids are perfect angels gifted to us for the most heartbreaking amount of time, and yet they are also disgusting germ magnets who seem to have one sole mission: to pass every single virus they catch directly onto you. But you know better than anyone that the minute a parent goes down, all hell breaks loose. You'll do anything to keep your immunity strong, but what if that means having more sex?” She dug a little deeper to get the 411.

Because those big guilty eyes seem to say, “Yes, I ate the remote even though I know I’m not supposed to.”