Friend,
The results are in!
Last week, we asked you what Trump
would give Putin at their unsurprisingly disappointing meeting in
Alaska.
Turns out, all Trump gave Putin was
a sweaty handshake and a ride in the presidential limo. Not much, but
still more than Putin deserves in our opinion.
We liked your suggestions much
better than what was actually exchanged. Here are our
favorites:
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“Kennedy’s brain worm, Noem’s dog, and Vance’s
couch.” - Miguel,
Pennsylvania
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“An honorary mention in the Epstein
Files.” - Richard,
Colorado
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“Tiffany. (The daughter, not the
jewelry.)” - Douglas,
Massachusetts
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“The address of his wig maker.” - Jeff, Pennsylvania
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“Trump branded nipple rings for when Putin rides horses
with no shirt.” -
Maureen
Because nothing came out of this
summit except Trump apparently getting “steamrolled” by Putin (thanks
for the verbage, Fox
News), these are all still
on the table for the next gab sesh between dictator and wannabe
dictator. Anything could happen.
The one thing we know for sure is
that we’re tired of both of these bozos having any kind of presence in
our democracy. They’re poisonous, and it’s up to us to
remove them.
Support
our work so we can make sure Donald and Vlad don’t overstay their
unwelcome >>
-The Lincoln Project
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