The Lincoln Project

 

Friend,

The results are in!

Last week, we asked you what Trump would give Putin at their unsurprisingly disappointing meeting in Alaska.

Turns out, all Trump gave Putin was a sweaty handshake and a ride in the presidential limo. Not much, but still more than Putin deserves in our opinion. 

We liked your suggestions much better than what was actually exchanged. Here are our favorites:

  • “Kennedy’s brain worm, Noem’s dog, and Vance’s couch.” - Miguel, Pennsylvania
  • “An honorary mention in the Epstein Files.” - Richard, Colorado
  • “Tiffany. (The daughter, not the jewelry.)” - Douglas, Massachusetts 
  • “The address of his wig maker.” - Jeff, Pennsylvania
  • “Trump branded nipple rings for when Putin rides horses with no shirt.” - Maureen

Because nothing came out of this summit except Trump apparently getting “steamrolled” by Putin (thanks for the verbage, Fox News), these are all still on the table for the next gab sesh between dictator and wannabe dictator. Anything could happen.

The one thing we know for sure is that we’re tired of both of these bozos having any kind of presence in our democracy. They’re poisonous, and it’s up to us to remove them.

Support our work so we can make sure Donald and Vlad don’t overstay their unwelcome >>

-The Lincoln Project


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