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Things you shouldn't buy with your expense account / Cambridge Dictionary gets dumber / Grammarly is judging your work

I know I could do much better work if I had a Charizard on my desk

Keith Conrad
Aug 19
 
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FBI catches man spending $140K on Pokemon cards & video games with company credit card

Was there actually anything in his employment agreement that specified he couldn’t spend $140k on Pokemon cards? Maybe he needed the cards to do his job

Cambridge Dictionary adds ‘skibidi’ and ‘tradwife’ among 6,000 new words

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore


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John Howell is joined by Colby Hall, founding editor of Mediaite, to break down the strange spectacle of Donald Trump’s recent “peace summit” with Vladimir Putin in Alaska.

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THE CHICAGO SMOKEHOUSE WITH BIG JOHN HOWELL AND RICK TELANDER
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John Howell / Rick Telander

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Also Worth A Look…

  • Grammarly says its AI agent can predict an A paper - Probably because the kid is using AI to write it and the teacher is using AI to grade it

  • You Could Be Streaming the Oscars on YouTube or Netflix by 2029 - I won’t… but you could

  • ‘Sex reversal’ is surprisingly common in birds, new study suggests - Dr. Ian Malcom was seen nodding smugly

  • Covid May Age Women's Blood Vessels By 5 Years: Study - That’s less than ideal

  • Dad dies suddenly after 'buying venomous spiders online' - If only someone could have predicted buying venomous spiders online was a bad idea

  • Library book returned after 82 years. Note says, 'Grandma won't be able to pay for it anymore' - I hope they called the next person on the waiting list and let them know the book is available

  • Shark tears huge bite-sized chunk out of surfer’s board in terrifying close encounter - Matt Hooper was quoted as saying “This was no boating accident”

  • The case of the coke-snorting Chihuahua - I don’t need to say anything. You already clicked

  • PETA calls for Nintendo to redesign Mario Kart World's Cow without nose ring - Maybe the cow is just expressing itself and wanted the nose ring. You don’t know

  • S.C. man wins $500,000 lottery prize, followed by another $1,000 - Well that hardly seems fair

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