The left and the media (but I repeat myself), who claim that no one cares about Sydney Sweeney, still won't calm down about Sydney Sweeney. Now, as an excuse to rehash the controversy Sweeney still hasn't bent the knee on, a newspaper claiming to be a "nonpartisan reporting on the inner workings of Government and the nexus of politics and business" is hoping their fans don't ackshually read their article and just react to the tweet.