Last month, the FBI announced that its “exhaustive review” of materials in the Jeffrey Epstein case uncovered no client list, no “credible evidence” that Epstein blackmailed any famous people, no evidence to support any new criminal charges, and no evidence that Epstein’s death was anything other than a suicide.

On the menu today: President Trump has nominated an unqualified economist to take over one of America’s most important statistical agencies.

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