Hi. I bet that’s not what you were expecting on a big red hat these days. (But don’t you worry, I’m about as pro-Trump as they come!) My name’s Marlin Stutzman. I’m a 4th-generation farmer raising the finest Wagyu cows this side of the Mississippi. When I’m not herding cattle and hauling hay, I’m fighting the good fight in the People’s House.
I ran for office because the Democrats AND even some Republicans have stabbed farmers like me in the back for as long as I can remember. Ask any farmer – they’ll show you the scars. I swear elites in DC think meat and produce *magically appear* at Whole Foods – not because farmers devote their blood, sweat, and tears to their trade. That’s how they can sleep at night knowing…
My entire life is focused on bringing all that to a screeching halt. And the political class knows I can’t be bought off or bribed. That’s why they’re mobilizing the powers that be to silence me so they can keep the gravy train rolling.
And holding the line here will be tougher than a $3 steak. So, can I count on you to pitch in? Either way, God bless you! -Marlin
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