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What do jeans and lemonade have in common? They’re racist.

American Eagle just put out a new ad featuring Sydney Sweeney (some Hollywood type I’ve honestly never heard of). It's just a clever spot where she talks about “genes” being passed down—then flips the script and says her “jeans” are blue. Simple and harmless, right?

Wrong.

The liberal media and internet trolls wasted no time calling it racist, accusing the company of promoting eugenics, and dragging out the Nazi comparisons, which really grinds my gears. 

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Comparing anything to the Holocaust is disgusting, lazy, and downright wrong. That’s just the go-to for Democrats when someone doesn’t check all the diversity boxes they cling to.

But it’s not just American Eagle. Dunkin’ Donuts is catching heat now too. The liberal mob is coming after them for an ad where a young teen-idol type of guy thanks good genes for his golden tan as he drinks some sorta lemonade beverage. That’s it. That’s the hysteria-inducing controversy.

Folks, this is what the Left is worried about. Not our country’s spiraling debt. Not the border. Not even the cost of living. They’d rather pitch a fit over commercials about denim and fruity drinks. This pointless drama is exactly why they lost last year—and it sure isn’t helping their chances as we approach the midterms.

Meanwhile, I’m back in East Tennessee for our district work period, talking to folks about real issues that affect their everyday lives. If Democrats put half as much energy into talking to real people as they do screaming into the void, this country would be a lot better off. They may even fix a problem or two.

I really thought President Trump’s big victory was going to be a wake-up call for the radical Left, but I guess it’s true what they say—you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Let ‘em whine and we’ll keep working.

On The Road Again 🚙

You probably heard I had a little run-in on the farm and broke a rib. But thanks to the folks at UT Medical Center, I didn’t miss a beat. They patched me up and got me back on the road, helping me make the most of this district work period.

From Smith County to Maury County to Campbell County, I’ve been all over the place talking to constituents about what we’re working on in Congress, and more importantly, asking how we can do it better. It’s been a busy week, but I couldn’t be more grateful to serve people like you. It’s always a pleasure putting faces to names, hearing what’s on your mind, and having down-to-earth conversations.

Grabbing a few chicken strips from Hoskins Drug Store along the way doesn’t hurt either. And yes, that’s your friendly reminder to support those local mom-and-pop shops that make America so dadgum special.

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