BREAKING RUMOR:
"Stephen Colbert and Rachel Maddow are rumored to team up to start a new show!"

We were stunned to see that Stephen Colbert’s show was cancelled despite having the highest ratings of any late night program.

Pairing Colbert with Maddow could send MSNBC’s rating SKYROCKETING!

So we’re conducting an URGENT poll to see if our top supporters would watch Colbert and Maddow:

— The New Democrat Majority