John, you read that right.

Here's what we know: since his election, our State Superintendent has been hell bent on a crusade against our schools, especially libraries within them, claiming they are rife with pornography. Throwback to 2023, he launched a full-scale attack on Edmond Public Schools over a library book, and then he emailed porn to State Representative Mark McBride, with zero context.

Just Thursday, the State Superintendent was in Executive Session with the State Board of Education, and parents trying to look out for their kids, when all of a sudden... a video of naked women started playing on his office TV?!

...Yeah... We won't speculate here exactly how the State Superintendent's office television began to play videos of fully nude women during a meeting. *cough* Apple cast from his cellphone? *cough* But you're telling me the anti-porn in schools propagandist is watching porn in the office? Figures. 

John, Is this enough? Will this finally be the last straw for the supposedly pious GOP and their high chief of private schools, masquerading as our Superintendent of Public Instruction? 

I doubt it. So let me punch a little harder: After ✨finally getting the video off the screen,✨ the board members who witnessed the video characterized his behavior as, "A teenager who was just caught doing something he wasn't supposed to."  

OOF. Now that's embarrassing. 

All jokes aside, if systematically tearing down our schools brick by brick wasn't enough, Ryan Walters is an absolute joke. The GOP sent their worst to the Department of Education, and it's high time Democrats take it back and send this asshat packing. 

John, it's my job here to monitor what these jacklepappies' cook up, and let me tell you, it's exhausting. What keeps me going is what we're working towards here at the OKDEMS HQ. Let me be the first to say, we're cooking up an impressive slate of Democrats to run up and down the ballot. 

While the GOP fights over who has Bigfoot's endorsement and who can throw Ryan Walters under the bachelor party bus the fastest, we're working strategically behind the scenes to hit 'em where it hurts in the midterms. 

So here I am, your friendly neighborhood Ryan Walters HATER, asking you to chip in to our fight against the world's stupidest politicians. In honor of Ryan's subscription to 'Bonnie Blue's trip to the Chiropractor,' chip in just $25  to make this sh*t show end for all of our sakes. 

From the trenches, 

- The OKDEMS Executive Director's last nerve 

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