Folks,

I've met James Comey. I've met John Brennan. And I'll be honest with you, I don't think either of them could follow more than six of the Ten Commandments on a good day.

These fellas are about as popular as male pattern baldness—and about as useful, too.

But here's the kicker: these are the kinds of "experts" the Left trots out when they're trying to tell you what's good for America.

No thanks.

You and I both know we don't need another deep state lecture from the folks who helped light the dumpster fire in the first place.

What we need is good, old-fashioned common sense. And I'm doing everything I can in Washington to bring a little more of it to the table, even if I have to drag it in kicking and screaming.

But I can't do it alone. If we're going to stop the swamp from sneaking its way back into power, I need everyone who reads this email to chip in right now.

Because I'll tell you this, I'd rather trust a porcupine in a balloon factory than let Comey, Brennan, and their pals run this country again.

God Bless,
Senator John Kennedy